The other night at taekwondo I kicked someone in the face causing blood to be spilt. I hate it when that happens.
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Tina
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- Tina Sims Gifford
- On the night Ryan and I met, Ryan's car broke down in front of me. I marched up to him and immediately began to mock him mercilessly. At that moment, he knew he was in love. We have 3 children: Matthew, Carter and Mary. My boys like to pee on stuff, and Mary is the princess. Not A princess, THE princess. My talents include; taekwondo, art, and, um... lots of other secret stuff. I am also attempting to write a book. I'm somewhat of a thrill seeker. I love heights and driving fast. However, water (an ocean full of angry sharks to be more specific) causes me to assume the fetal position and involves thumb sucking. One of my dreams in life is to travel the entire world and learn every language. I lived in Russia and could say “I don't speak Russian” with absolutely no accent whatsoever by the time I left. This is very encouraging and leads me to believe that this goal will very easily be attained. One more thing: I think dream catchers are LAME!
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4 comments:
You're so violent. Can't you be nicer?
ooo... ouch. Taking the T-Do, like Shanna i see. Do you two know eachother (outside of blog-world)? I'm still too chicken to spar (me, whimpy white belt) EEK
I'm actually one of Shanna's Taekwondo instructors. And we live a block away from each other. And I stalk her. So yeah, I pretty much know EVERYTHING about Shanna!
Tie-Kwon-Doh Girl #1: "See, if I put this blood capsule in my cheeck, then when she kicks me high, I'll bite down on it and spit out fake blood! That will make her feel so guilty, I'll be able to take her down! My plan is brilliant....heehee..."
Tina: "Cool! I made her Bleed!"
TKD Girl #1: "Dang! I missed the capsule and bit my tongue! Waaaa.. boo hoo"
Tina: "Cool! I made her Bleed!"
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