Why She-ra is better than Wonder Woman:
She-ra
*Has a sword
*related to He-man
*Name shorter and easier to say
*more gold!!!
*country neutral
*can speak telepathically with animals
*no invisible gimmicks-obviously doesn't need them!
*less prone to wedgies
*hair poofier
Wonder Woman
*only has a flimsy piece of rope
*not related to ANYONE cool
*name a tongue twister
*Less gold!!!
*can only fight for the USA
*only has animal empathy- NO telepathic abilities
*relies on her invisible plane- which you can still see her head by the way!
*wedgies galore!
*could use a little more back-combing
9 comments:
Doesn't She-Ra also ride a sparkle unicorn?
that she does! Just one more reason to like her more!
I must strenuously disagree. Even though I have to admit that I have never watched either cartoon(because I am so much younger and therefore cooler than most people) but have you checked out Wonder Woman's briefs! They're awesome! Anyone with that much self esteem definitely has my vote :) Oh, and who wants to fight for another country any way - go ahead, She-Ra, fight for those pansy French and those psycho North Koreans. My blood runs red, white and blue(well, sort of).
ROFL!!
Two words...
Bullet reflecting bracelets!
Oh, three words.
mere trinkets. She-Ra can catch bullets with her teeth!
wait a minute. I know i know you. Are you the tina from my writer's group that i've never gotten to meet?!?!?! Dang, i feel stupid. But, at the same time, i was just about to tell you that you should be a writer. You're awsome! (blush)
yeah, I'm trying my hand at the whole writing thing. Because of Shanna actually. She said to me, "Tina you should write a book." and I said, "Ok! Ok! Enough with the pressure! I just can't take it!" While holding my head between my hands and rocking back and forth. She can be very convincing.
If anyone doubts the evidence supporting the She-Ra vs. Wonder Woman position, consider the following:
1. Wonder Woman is OLD! - That's right, she was concieved (ahem) in 1944! Bullet proof bracelets and a truth lasso can't help Ms. Winded-Osteo-Perosis-Woman.
2. She's an Illegal Alien. - As a native Amazon and olympian princess (Greek), she came to this country without a green card. You think Super Hero's should get special treatment?? Of course, the debates going on right now have a hard time defining what "amnesty" really is... and of course, we already don't know what the definition of "is" is....
On the other hand, She-Ra actually was the leader of the bad guys (Horde) at one time. What guy can resist the bad-girl-turned-nice!!???
I have to agree that She-Ra wins this contest hands down.
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