I never thought of bodily functions as having gender.
Matthew, age 3: "Mommy, pee pee is a girl and poo poo is a boy." Mom: "really!" Matthew: "You are a big pee pee, Carter is a little poo poo, I am a little poo poo and daddy is the big poo poo that goes to work!"
On the night Ryan and I met, Ryan's car broke down in front of me. I marched up to him and immediately began to mock him mercilessly. At that moment, he knew he was in love.
We have 3 children: Matthew, Carter and Mary. My boys like to pee on stuff, and Mary is the princess. Not A princess, THE princess.
My talents include; taekwondo, art, and, um... lots of other secret stuff. I am also attempting to write a book.
I'm somewhat of a thrill seeker. I love heights and driving fast. However, water (an ocean full of angry sharks to be more specific) causes me to assume the fetal position and involves thumb sucking.
One of my dreams in life is to travel the entire world and learn every language. I lived in Russia and could say “I don't speak Russian” with absolutely no accent whatsoever by the time I left. This is very encouraging and leads me to believe that this goal will very easily be attained.
One more thing: I think dream catchers are LAME!
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That's what it feels like sometimes...I feel for you Llama!
P.S. Do you know why poo poo tapers?
Answer: So your bum hole doesn't slam shut!
I thought of that when I saw the top of Ryan's head. I still love you!!
Wow... some nice comments from Antslice! The little poo poo joke made me make a noise at my desk.
And that picture makes me look like Glitter Ryan...
I always knew ryan was the big poo poo who went to work!
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