Toad's B-day

My big brother's birthday was yesterday.  I forgot to call him.  I always remember his birthday on the 29th.  He obviously was meant to be born on the 29th, so it's not MY fault for remembering a day late... it's HIS fault for being born on the wrong day!!!  Being born early was extremely inconsiderate of him.  If only he knew the guilt I suffer from his impatience to exit the womb.  SHEESH!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOAD!!!

I am a scumbag sister, and I grovel at your feet!

(Bet you didn't know I have this, did you?)

Today I was able to smash in our car window with a hammer!  And not just for the fun of it.  My son accidentally locked my daughter in the van along with my keys.  I tried to get her to push the unlock button, but she didn't understand.  I didn't have time to call someone to come unlock it for us, because she began to get sleepy... it was amazingly scary how fast she got too hot.  So out came the hammer.  It was also surprising how easily the window broke.  I never knew!