The most beautiful salad in the world! For those of you that don't notice it at first glance, I pity your existence. It's the Cafe Rio Pork Barbacoa salad of course! With its AMAZING dressing and sweet pork... oh! I dream of this salad. I wish to expose my deep and violent feelings for this dish, and I shall in a poem. (this is my 16th and final draft.)

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Cafe Rio Pork Barbacoa Salad

I love you!!!

It's not quite Shakespeare... it needs some tragedy... so here it is:

THERE IS NO CAFE RIO IN TOOELE!